A rejection unlike any other.
Welcome back.
Tracking and celebrating my annual ticket-lottery failure.
Another year, another Masters. Which means it’s time to convince myself I’m finally going, submit the form, and prepare for the exact same email.
Applications open June 1st. I will apply. I will believe. I will be wrong.
Published Posts
3
documented notes from the archive
Estimated Odds
1 in 200
internet math, not gospel
Approx. Annual Chance
0.5%
which somehow still feels optimistic
Every year, a new chapter. Every chapter, the same ending.
I applied. Augusta acknowledged my existence. Now we wait until late July like emotionally responsible adults.
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