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Year 13: Ready to be hurt again

A running record of convincing myself I’m going to The Masters, followed by immediate and predictable rejection.

Year 13 April 10, 2026 3 min read

Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year…

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documented notes from the archive

Estimated Odds

1 in 200

internet math, not gospel

Approx. Annual Chance

0.5%

which somehow still feels optimistic

Every year, a new chapter. Every chapter, the same ending.